#1 shot, 1 kill

Immediately following the deadly incident at Dealey Plaza, Lee Harvey Oswald bid his last goodbyes in a theatre to his secret lover and reigning beauty queen, Bambi Wilson. Nine months later, Downtown Dallis Sniper made her entrance into the world…all guns blazing. Her shot with a popgun proved a little too close to her daddy’s. So in order to be accepted back into a Post-Camelot society, Downtown Dallis dropped the “Sniper”, her pistol, and picked up a pair of roller skates.

With her Texas hair, sparkling doe eyes, and killer smile, she deceives her opponents into believing her sweet Southern demeanor follows her onto the rink. Mastering her inherited mastermind and sharp-shooting skills, she brings on a holy terror like a tragedy waiting to happen. She may be a girl you can bring home to mama, just as long as she’s not on skates!