#79

The unfathomable one night stand between Science and Religion begot the derby girl, SINtripetal Force.  A modern physicist possessed by Sir Isaac Newton, Dionysus and Joan of Arc, found an extraordinary seed buried deep in the soil under the petrified remains of the Tree of Knowledge.  He took this seed to his hidden lab located on Eastern Alps of Carinthia, where he tucked it safely inside a bell jar that was electrically attached to the roof antenna.

Drunk on wine and listening to Gustav Mahler’s Song of the Night, the physicist began to chant biblical verses in Latin that were laced with random mathematical equations.

Suddenly, a huge bolt of lightning struck the roof, which fed into the bell jar, sparking life within the seedling.  When the scientist regained consciousness & partial sanity, a fair, ginger-haired maiden stood before him on broken shards of glass.  A pair of Riedell speed skates was tossed over her shoulder, and a helmet hung from her right hand.

She swung her pale derriere to the side, placed her hand on her hip and spoke her first words; “Monsieur, I beseech you to settle your debt with the Dark Lord by giving me a lift to the nearest roller rink.  I have a passionate desire to verify my bout hypothesis as rapidly as possible.  And don’t forget the wine!”