You've probably heard of the Dalai Lama, but have you ever heard of The Dolly Mama?  The Dolly Mama is the direct opposite of the Dalai Lama; where the Dalai Lama represents peace and tranquility, The Dolly Mama provides anarchy and chaos.  The Dalai Lama is the reincarnation of a spiritual leader, reborn in order to enlighten others.  The Dolly Mama, on the other hand, is here to kick ass and drink Vodka Tonics, and unless you buy her a shot (please do!), she's all outta Vodka!

Of course, this is not nearly the be-all and end-all of The Dolly Mama (various sacred texts also refer to her as The Bosom Buddha).  In addition to being the human representation of anarchy within the Buddhist universe, she can also be considered as an icon of the Earth Mother figure from many other religions.  There is certainly an "earthy" quality to her use of language, and sheís spawned a legion of Mini-Mamas to boot!

The final personality of the Dolly Mama Trinity shines through in her love of country music. It is widely rumored that Dolly Mama is the illegitimate love child of a certain well-known Tennessean, and her name is a not-so-subtle clue as to that famous personality.  She could easily make it as a singer; she has the lungs for it, that's fo' sure.

So, in summary: Dolly Mama, a (very) up-front anarchist who needs you to buy her shots!  Love her or hate her, you darned well better not ignore her!