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When Mia came into this world she kicked the doctor right in the face and just kept kicking. Her parents kept her barefoot to soften the sting they would inevitably get from their precious bundle of joy. She went straight to running from crawling after finding her brothers soccer ball in the yard one day. After that she was running everywhere as long as there was a ball in her sights. Mia Hammer went on to be a killer forward in soccer and score more goals than a woman ever has.

These days Mia's a momma and has a little boy whom we all know as Armand Dangerous. When she was outkicked by her son she decided to leave the balls in the family to him and find a new hobby to put her crazy feet into.

Now when Mia dreams its about derby, cause "it's a different game every time you go out there." Says she won't quit until she can jam at least 16 points in 1 jam and learn to consistently knock opponents off their feet.

She likes soccer (but of course), rare steaks, doubled drinks, dark beer, BBQ's, sleeping in late, giving her main squeeze announcer Armand Hammer something to talk about and the San Antonio Spurs. She's not much of a Dallas fan in any way.....that's why she spends her time under the radar, Lone Star Assassin style.